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Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject: Sick Jokes

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to twelve trees.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes of before I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a porche and a pile of dead babies?
I wish I had a porche in my garage!

What is Red pink and silver?
A baby chewing on razors

Whats green black and rusty?
The same baby 2 weeks later.

Two homeless dudes are hanging out by some old railroad tracks.they are just chatting
Hobo1: You know man, I think these tracks are magical.
Hobo2: Oh yeah? Whys that man?
Hobo1: Well, you see, the other day I was hanging out over here and found a nice watch, and about 2 months ago I found a wallet over there in those bushes.
Hobo2: In those bushes? Wow, that is damned amazing, they must be magical, because one time, I was over there, and I met this beautiful woman, and we had sex for HOURS.
Hobo1: No way man! Did she give you a blowjob?
Hobo2: Nah man....I never did find her head

So this dude is **** this chick from behind, and he pulls out, and puts it in her ass, the girl looks back and goes "what the ****? thats a big assumption to think I would like it in the ass!"
The guy goes "Where does a 6 year old learn to say '****?'"

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.
"magic apples", the old man replied.
"Prove it", said the young man.
"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.
The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.
The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.
The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.
The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.
He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".
The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

There are alot more I am to lazy to type and post....

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

You've quite the imagination.

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Hehe those are pretty good. I like the magic apple one Laughing

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Their is no imagination in Copy and pasting. =/ Funny though.

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Actually I heard rom friends and then typed them up here

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Same difference.

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

You said Copy paste, I typed and submitted

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Well I applaud your effort for typing them out.

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

That's the most I typed in one post.....ever

Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject:

Nice, they are really quite funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

Anonymous · Posted: Thu December 07, 2006 Post subject:

Ahh well I'll just post them here... I heard a few more good dead baby jokes xD

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

x_x That last one was bad... and might I offer that my mother did not appreciate these jokes? Laughing

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Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

I don't masterbate all over an apple before I take a bite...

...A little too much maybe? lol

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Anonymous · Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject:

^ >.< I agree. That's just... ew.